What an absolute whirlwind of a week, huh? From the sudden Metallica announcements, to Nickelback being literally everywhere again, to acquitted child killer Casey Anthony rocking out on stage with Steel Panther, we’ve had a mess of bangers over the last few days. Sometimes, poetry just writes itself, really.
And that’s not everything! Yesterday was the Pantera tribute’s first show, so we’re waiting on baited breath to see how that turned out. (Please be good. Please be good.)
So as we wait to kick off the new year with maybe some other bombshell bullshit, check out the updated Spotify playlist, scroll down for our top 10 stories of the week, and catch up on the rest on your own time. Or don’t. I’m not your dad.
F*ck Your Wallet: Pantera to Open Metallica’s North American Tour
Kirk Hammett’s “Lux Æterna” Solo Kinda Sucks, So This YouTuber Decided to Fix It
NOT A DRILL: Metallica Have a New Album Coming Next April, First Single “Lux Aeterna” Out Now
Seriously F*ck Your Wallet: Metallica Ticket Packages Can Cost as Much as $7,000
Napster Killer Lars Ulrich Surprised 72 Seasons Wasn’t Leaked
Casey Anthony Apparently Spotted Rocking Out on Stage With Steel Panther in Newly-Posted Video
International Mosh: 15 Bands from the Dominican Republic
These Are the Metal Bands Nickelback Think They Could Cover
Chad Kroeger is a Marty Friedman Fan but Thinks His Playing Style is “Tough to Watch”